An Expensive Bicycle cover

After 12 years of marriage a guy's wife took her belongings and promply moved out

"You forgot something" I told her.

She replied "And what's that?".

"Your wedding dress", I said.

"Yeah, I am not taking that" was her response.

"What do you expect me to do with it?" I asked.

And to that she replied, "Whatever the $%^@# you want".

And this is what I did.....

The jaded guy started thinking up ideas of what to do with the expensive dress and so far he has used it for quite a few things. This week's use? A bicycle cover!