CBC: Ontario Park Wardens Now Sporting Bullet-proof Vests

In an effort to combat wildlife packing heat... wait... no...

CBC News reported this week that Ontario Parks Wardens will wear bullet proof vests when out on patrol.

"A new province-wide policy stipulates that wardens wear the vests when they're in an "enforcement situation". The Ministry of Natural Resources said the policy changes aren’t attached to a specific incident. The vests are the product of upgrading safety measures across all parks."